Remember traveler carrying coins of one hundred dollars in industrial quantities to give the countless guitarists, sells bandages, forgotten, destitute women, girls shabby, kills dogs prontuaridos, raterillos petty, insane, etc., etc., etc ... who come to ask you a penny while trying to spend an evening with a bad beer in the walk May 21, just out a little routine.
traveler Remember try not to watch too astonished at 1 pm at the Central Park Vicuña Mackenna, just below the nose, some nice boys school uniform long hair and smoked a marijuana stalk, accompanied by graceful class peers, who in "skirt" school to teach you pants. By the way, do not try to find out what color is the statue of that Chilean historian, you should dig the bird crap that covers it.
No olvides viajero grabarte en la memoria el verde de nuestras plazas y jardines, allá no encontrarás más verdor que el triste verde del uniforme de los pacos. Los jardines no existen, las flores están de huelga. Apenas unas cuantas hierbas malas adornarán tus paseos por la ciudad más norteña del país con más desarrollo del cono sur.
No olvides viajero, antes de salir de Tacna, comerte un buen lomo saltado, un caldito de gallina, un estofadito o por lo menos un anticuchito de alpaca de a sol, porque todo será mejor que la mala y cara comida chilena. No oses, por respeto a tu paladar, tu hígado y tu bolsillo, pedirte un "completo", ni un "barros luco" (?) Classic sandwiches there. Beware your little money, take your popcorn, and what you would have spent on those "dishes", here you eat four tasting menus.
not forget to admire some beautiful Chilean passenger under 25 years. Again, under 25 years. Then they start to wilt indescripteblemente, into something resembling the mother of Conodorito, with honorable and admirable exceptions such as Cecilia Bolocco, "the most beautiful woman in Chile" then we married the "choro Argentina's largest." A great example of selfless love. Chilean women to 25 is a beautiful wild flower, after 25 is an ugly artificial flower.
Remember traveler, you should not lean on the walls of the houses surrounding the enclosure of Arica, you run the risk that the walls of cardboard, plastic tables and not collapse on you like a house of cards.
traveler not forget, never, ever, order a pisco sour. That is unforgivable. What you receive is a warm lemonade and brandy and sugar. As the great connoisseur of pisco Jhonny Schuler, according to a chronicle written by a journalist Mapuche "Chilean pisco sour shit." And I reaffirm, please excuse the frankness, I will not know much of pisco and pisco sours, but just out of curiosity, I asked one, and the truth, I reaffirm again with m sucks bad.
angry passenger does not forget if you see in the brochures of the new dish of Arica, the "Andean Potatoes." What can we do, rogues beat us. We're like a child who has too many toys scattered on the floor, occasionally exposes us to get us out some. The child who does not know or had jug0uetería is always lurking.
traveler not forget, above all, we're not perfect we are "cholos" imperfect and full of countrymen who do bad things where not applicable, but not why we are all well. Everywhere are baked beans. In Peru, Chile, Germany and Singapore.
traveler not forget that while our neighbors buy F-16 we won the Golden Bear at Berlin film Claudia Llosa.
traveler not forget that while they want us to sneak a few miles offshore, Kina Malpartida, strives world boxing championship leaving as "fine horse" to his experienced opponent gringa, gringa while Sofia robs waves title after title and a radiant reed horse.
Remember traveler while trying to deprive them of the Andean Potatoes, the chubby Acurio creates 10 new dishes every month, excluding other delicacies imnumerables national chefs bring to the wide range of existing dishes.
traveler not forget, finally, with all our mistakes, with all our failures, with our without shame, with all our Tongo, with all our susis Diaz, with all our jaguars and other specimens on Peru is better. It is much better at it you see. Do not forget travelers.
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